Not Me, Monday

Okay family and friends, here's another "Not Me" post that you can laugh at me about and then secretly admit to yourself that sometimes, you might do the same things...

On Tuesday when we got back from Florida, I washed a load of laundry from our trip. However it was NOT me that left that load of laundry in the washing machine until Wednesday morning where I had to rewash it twice because I was too tired and lazy to throw the laundry in the dryer on Tuesday night. I'm super mom! I am never too tired or lazy to do laundry.

It is most certainly not me who allowed my two year old son to pick up the m&m candies off the floor and eat them after I had dropped them making candy cookies for the kids. Good Heavens! Think of all the germs...I'm a much better mommy than that.

Finally, it was definitely not me who called the Kidney Foundation on Friday and made an appointment to have them come and pick up things I was donating that day and then forgot to put the items out on the porch where they left a nice "sorry we missed you"note. I would never be so thoughtless and forgetful.

So what about you? What have you "not" done this week? Remember, to read more "Not Me, Monday" posts from blogs all over the world, go to www.mycharmingkids.net.

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

This week I absolutely did not run out of laundry detergent like a good mother never does. I ALWAYS have supplies on hand and ready to go. I also did not take the empty laundry detergent container and fill it up with water to get the last little drops of detergent out of and then used it to wash a load of my children's clothes. I then did not send my husband out at 12:00 at night to get more detergent so I could have some on hand for the next day. I am always prepared

I also did not reuse my "daily throw away" contacts ALL WEEK by putting them in contact solution to use the next day because I am to busy (ahem...lazy) to go to the eye doctor, have a eye exam, and buy new contacts. I am never too busy...I'm super mom!

I most certainly did not give my sweet two year old fruit snacks and goldfish for breakfast because we were running out the door for daycare and I did not have time to feed him a good breakfast. A good mom would never stand for her baby eating junk for breakfast. She would fix him a proper breakfast with eggs, bacon, and fruit.

And lastly I absolutely did not pick up my children 45 minutes before the daycare closed when they had been there since 7am just so I could spend an extra hour in peace in quiet while getting a manicure and pedicure. Nope absolutely not me! I take my babies everywhere with me.

So, what have you "NOT" done this week? Won't you share?